Jokes-swimming

This is about my life saving course,some funny things to share.

1.My friend when saving the guy(practice) told him to relax. Then that joker really relax and drowned.

2.Correct:sir, can you give me your leg furthest away wall.
He said: sir, can you give me your leg furthest away from the floor.

3.A pole rescue is only possible when the victim is 1-2m away.Coach ask what if victim is too far away? Reply: Use javeline.

4.When I was taking my test and have to play victim, I knocked on to someone and then started to shout help.LOL!

5.When I was supposed to say what happened to you sir, I said what's your problem sir.

6. My coach told us every mistake we make have to do 10 push-ups. So I competed with my friend to see who can don't do push-ups. when I jumped in I performed a wrong kind of jump then 1 mistake straight.

7. When I was doing the rope rescue and my partner grabbed hold of the rope, I was pulled down.

8. Another time coach also say every mistake have to do 10 push-ups. But my friend sway... he play with the pole than accidentally hit my coach.Down 20. LOL

9.When practising board throwing, I threw too hard and hit my partner in his face.

10. What my stupid friends did: They told me to tell another friend that they didn't come. Then they went into hiding. When the guy came, he saw their bags.LOL!